To humans, tardigrades are "cool", we can stretch out our lifespan if we want to.

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That is something they strive for.

To them a life of 90 years long is not long enough,

how funny.

I am quite content with my lifespan of 2 years.

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I don't need to stretch it out, I would if I have to.


Then I enter a dormant state, which is called cryptobiosis.

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When I enter this state,

I am neither dead nor alive.

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I am just there,
not really being aware of it all.


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This could take some years,
maybe 20 if my habitat

continues to be inhabitable.

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