Hi, I am Hank, this is me.

I have been here for a while or at least that I am aware of. I like water because I can't live without it,

not actively at least.

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I was adopted by a human being,
I am her pet now.

She keeps telling me stories about her kind.

They sound really interesting and complicated.
I don't like complicated.

I just like to crawl around in my pile of moss.

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